A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.

But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion.

Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.

The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive.



Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured), and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming.

Pirates of the Carribbean
A man in full pirate regalia

Pastafarianism gained wide attention when its key prophet, Bobby Henderson, wrote to the Kansas School Board during the height of the controversy over 'Intelligent Design' being taught in science classes. His letter, also published on his website, demanded equal time be given to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as was given to ID and evolutionary theory.

Since then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has gained countless followers worldwide, although there are those who remain spagnostic.

The school, in North Buncombe, North Carolina, remains adamant that their decision to suspend Killian for a day has nothing to do with his religion, and quite a lot to do with his repeated refusal to heed warnings against wearing pirate outfits.


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deletefrance wrote on Apr 27
I never heard of a pirate religion...crazy
crazybear1971 wrote on Apr 27
What the heck? A pirate religion?
tgep wrote on Apr 27
Aaaaaarrrg, it's a conspiracy I tells ye !
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
*grins" What is wrong with you guys? *lol* Can't you respect the rights of those who believe in duh Noodly Appendage and the basic "sacred" uniform they use? A pirate costume is part of the Pastafarian (Noodle) religion. It has proven that because of the lack of pirates, global warming happened!!!!
I like the Noodle people because they're harmless. It is against their religious code to "argue" about anything but noodles :)

lol
rAmen
tgcavewoman wrote on Apr 27
Who cares what they wear as long as their duffs aren't hanging out. (or other private parts)
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
tgep said
Aaaaaarrrg, it's a conspiracy I tells ye !
hahahahhahahaahhaahhah!!!!!!!
crazybear1971 wrote on Apr 27
You li'ly libbered land lubbers! lol
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
Who cares what they wear as long as their duffs aren't hanging out. (or other private parts)
No they have the nice pirate costume that covers their whole body and plastic swords because real violence and arguments are disallowed unless it's about Ramen, Pasta, Noodles, or anything of that shape. Their basic belief is that pirates (the real ones, not the copyright pirates) are "good" because they stop global warming. They also believe that everyone should have peace and mind their own noodles. Thus, it would be against Pastafarianism if a Chinese would tell an Italian that his noodles are more superior than the other type!

rAmen
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
That stripper company and volcano beer kinda is tempting *lol*
xxmikeexx wrote on Apr 27
Oh man! This talk about Pastafarianism made m hungry. I want to eat NOODLES!
whispr wrote on Apr 27
Aye well at least he left his pet kraken at home it could have been far worst.
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
Oh man! This talk about Pastafarianism made m hungry. I want to eat NOODLES!
Hi Mike, long time no see!!!! Go get some noodles and tell me if you feel better. I personally love noodles. You can eat it with or without a pirate costume!!! It's a very open-minded religion!!!!

rAmen
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
whispr said
Aye well at least he left his pet kraken at home it could have been far worst.
Buddy no killing pets!!! The Noodly Appendage would no be happy if we put our little pets in the boiling thingy!!!! Noodle people are gentle just like your people!!! I loved your wolf morph btw :)
whispr wrote on Apr 27
Make em swab the poop deck and roll up a fat one for the crew Rum for every one
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
whispr said
Make em swab the poop deck and roll up a fat one for the crew Rum for every one
"Rum" is the magic chant *hush*
xxmikeexx wrote on Apr 27
bugsey said
Hi Mike, long time no see!!!! Go get some noodles and tell me if you feel better. I personally love noodles. You can eat it with or without a pirate costume!!! It's a very open-minded religion!!!!

rAmen
Bugsey!!
It's been definitely a long time. I decided to eat oatmeal instead.
Hmm...maybe I'll get myself into an Elvis Presley attire and see if I could have followers of my own.
whispr wrote on Apr 27
thanks. no I would never harm my Kraken he loves to play in the bathtub to much
keeps it clean too no ring around the tub for me LOL
xxmikeexx wrote on Apr 27
It's raining really hard here. Perfect for a scary ghost story...and noodles!! =P~
whispr wrote on Apr 27
iall fun aside
Its a shame when one can not go to any school with out fear of being bullied or shame by the admint. for thier religion, I wonder how many of those who dress in Goth get pick on by the schools?
tgep wrote on Apr 27
Chicken & Beef ramen noodles ............ with cheesey poofs !
YUMMY !
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
whispr said
ts a shame when one can not go to any school with out fear of being bullied or shame by the admint. for thier religion, I wonder how many of those who dress in Goth get pick on by the schools?
I agree *lmao". Actually I get intro trouble because of some of the "cults" some say I pick up here BUT I think that those who are here know better and have their own minds anyway..

rAmen
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
tgep said
Chicken & Beef ramen noodles ............ with cheesey poofs !
YUMMY !
Ever tried the Viet hot Ramen on the bowl with the Bean Sprouts, tofu and good beef on a winter day???? *sighs*
tgep wrote on Apr 27
I love the hot stuff !
tgep wrote on Apr 27
The Koreans make an excellent hot spicey sauce for squid that goes swimmingly on noodles ! :-)
xxmikeexx wrote on Apr 27
tgep said
The Koreans make an excellent hot spicey sauce for squid that goes swimmingly on noodles ! :-)
Oh wow now I'm really hungry!
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
tgep said
The Koreans make an excellent hot spicey sauce for squid that goes swimmingly on noodles ! :-)
Kimchi!!! yeppers!!!!
tgep wrote on Apr 27
I also love Mongolian Bar-B-Que served on noodles !
ithankyou wrote on Apr 27
tgep said
I also love Mongolian Bar-B-Que served on noodles !
mongolian bbq topped with noodles and alfredo sauce is great!
xxmikeexx wrote on Apr 27
mongolian bbq topped with noodles and alfredo sauce is great!
Yum! That's my favorite =P~
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
aha! I see Chiwee, where's my Tom Yum noodeles?
chiwee wrote on Apr 27
bugsey said

I like the Noodle people because they're harmless. It is against their religious code to "argue" about anything but noodles :)
lols. this is so downright!
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
chiwee said
lols. this is so downright!
Chiwee.. gotcha!!!!! hahahaahahaahha
chiwee wrote on Apr 27
bugsey said
aha! I see Chiwee, where's my Tom Yum noodeles?
ewkkkkk. am in noodle country now, far far away from the tomyum country.

will try to get you one though when i come home. promise. and oopssss, your olive seeds too.
chiwee wrote on Apr 27
but honestly, i would be disrupted by somebody wearing a pirate costume too. lols......
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
chiwee said
but honestly, i would be disrupted by somebody wearing a pirate costume too. lols......
Pirates are cool!!!!! lol
chiwee wrote on Apr 27
as long as one arm is hookless, yo!
chiwee wrote on Apr 27
tell me, wouldn't you be scared to see some pirate with a hook? ewwww! lols
chiwee wrote on Apr 27
and/or with an eye patch too. hahahahahahaha.
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
chiwee said
tell me, wouldn't you be scared to see some pirate with a hook? ewwww! lols
If he brings me Tom Yum why should I be scared !!! *lmao*
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
chiwee said
and/or with an eye patch too. hahahahahahaha.
Wye patch?? I always found Moshe Dayan handsome and he has an eyepatch!!!!!
chiwee wrote on Apr 27
hahahahaha......

I really find this blog hilarious.... although you have a point here with religious persecution.
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
chiwee said
I really find this blog hilarious.... although you have a point here with religious persecution.
Of course, what's wrong with protecting those who believe they "find enlightenment" in a noodle???????? hahahhahahaahhahahah!!!!!!!!! B A L I W!!!!!!!!!!!!
chiwee wrote on Apr 27
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

I wonder if there are lots of Chinese members in their association.

kaloka....
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
chiwee said
I wonder if there are lots of Chinese members in their association.
There are *EYES ROLLING BIG*
nanabanana360 wrote on Apr 27
If the pirate were Johnny Depp.....*sigh*

Fettucine Alfredo are the magic words.
nanabanana360 wrote on Apr 27
I should say "is" but seeing that there are 2 words I used plural, but looks pretty silly. lol
bugsey wrote on Apr 27
Fettucine Alfredo are the magic words.
Hush, if you tell everyone the mantra may lose the magic!! :)
khalipor wrote on Apr 27
spagetti w meatbols is good my favorite.
crimsonstar2005 wrote on Apr 27
This is rediclous...what next??...always something..what about these kids that wear clothes way to big for them and show there cracks every time they mend over..or girls that show there busts to all the guys...I guess that's ok...stupid people...lol
reiki84 wrote on Apr 27
HAHAHA that is f'ing hilarious...if they want to dress as pirates, worship a noodle deity and they dont cause anyone any grief then so be it. I think I split me side from laughing so much!!
crazybear1971 wrote on Apr 27
Noodles with a chili garlic sauce, maybe throw some shrimp in it, yummy!
tgep wrote on Apr 27
Aaaaaaaaaaawe yeah !
davellorito wrote on Apr 27
nice religion. very palatable! but its really crazy for the school to ban the costume.. lol!
bugsey wrote on Apr 28
but its really crazy for the school to ban the costume.. lol!
I think so too. What is so evil after all about a pirate costume???? lol.. that's why it's called a costume because it's JUST that! I wouldn't even mind the noodle obsession really.. hahahhahahahhahahhah!
davellorito wrote on Apr 28
i thought all along its just about a spaghetti monster. now the spaghetti is a deity... lol!
bugsey wrote on Apr 28
reiki84 said
HAHAHA that is f'ing hilarious...if they want to dress as pirates, worship a noodle deity and they dont cause anyone any grief then so be it. I think I split me side from laughing so much!!
Agreed hahahhahahahah! Noodle people are absolutely harmless. They don't go on religious arguments or wars; they don't HAVE to defend their "noodly deity" and they wanna dress up like pirates with plastic swords and an eye-patch!!! NOTHING ILLEGAL about that.. it's a free comedy gig and that's okie !!!!! How can some be extremely humorless????
bugsey wrote on Apr 28, edited on Apr 28
i thought all along its just about a spaghetti monster. now the spaghetti is a deity... lol!
The FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) is their main deity. The pirate costume is their "religious garb". Anything pasta or His noodly appendage is GOOD... it's fascinating.. REALLY!
rAmen
davellorito wrote on Apr 28
then the pansit, the lomi, and even the misua are angels?!!! eww!!!
bugsey wrote on Apr 28
then the pansit, the lomi, and even the misua are angels?!!! eww!!!
Wow Dave!!! See the "universality" of the Noodly diety? What a profound post!!!!!!! *claps*

rAmen
davellorito wrote on Apr 28
rAmen!!!
bugsey wrote on Apr 28
hahhahahahhahahahahhahahhha!!!!!!!
ithankyou wrote on Apr 28
then the pansit, the lomi, and even the misua are angels?!!! eww!!!
sotanghon is made of angel hair.
khalipor wrote on Apr 29
sotanghon is made of angel hair.
angel hair is name of noodle
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