It is boring isn't it when there seems no excitement in your life? Thus, you go blogging and you are suddenly seized by some uncontrollable urge to tell everyone that you wanna smudge their blogs with comments that will make them LOVE and THINK of you and you alone.
Now.. that's a perfectly legitimate desire. Wasn't it Napoleon Hill (or was that Dale Carnegie..dunno... ) who said that the MAIN desire of humankind is a "sense of importance". The signs are : you THINK your dog always snarls at you; you THINK that your neighbor is an alien out to abduct you; you THINK that every restaurant in town has cyanide on the noodles;you THINK your big toe wants to run away from you and you have an uncontrollable urge to HEAR the song "I Need Your Help Barry Manilow".
So you just have to take it OUT on some blogs. Especially those blogs that you particularly "hate" because they aren't as LOVING as yours and they don't adore Barack Obama. I mean, HOW can ANYONE NOT ADORE BARACK OBAMA RIGHT?????? And how can ANYONE NOT love YOU right? How can ANYONE get away with hurting your religious sensitivities by JESTING about NOODLES and Pirates??
You MUST get your blog revenge right? And here are tips on how to do it.
1. Talk about NOTHING but your religion everyday. Make it extremely boring by adding words in Latin and Hebrew which only YOU will understand. SHOW then you've got the MONOPOLY on historical theology! Complicate things!! That always works doesn't it?
2. Get into RIDICULOUS discussions and show em you're the BOSS. Demand that your blogging friends keep ancient dietary laws! If they don't agree with you, remind them that OBEDIENCE to God means that THEY MUST give up MacDonalds and Taco Bell. If they still argue with you, QUOTE the ancient text and say something like THEIR BIBLE HAS BEEN TAMPERED WITH..then blame SOMETHING.. like the Council of Nicea LOGICAL RIGHT?????
3. Get into groups and blogs where the majority opinion isn't the same as yours. For instance, if you are a Liberal, go to a Conservative blog and start the annoyance. If you're a Jew, go to a Neo-Nazi blog.If you're a Christian, go PREACH in a Fudamentalist Muslim blog. Get the idea? No guts,no glory right????
4. Copy and paste Bible verses everyday(use an archaic version) . (You may also try the Quaran verses)
5. Have NO sense of humor. You mean business, right? So there is NO place for "jesting" in your LIFE. People with a sense of humor are a pain in your stiff and constipated ass right?
6. Do not appreciate animals, particularly puppies and dogs. Say something like "that's just a dog"; " your dog looks like a doughnut"; "dogs populate the earth needlesly" OR the simple :"I hate dogs". Then back it up with some theological argument that dogs have no "souls" and can't go to heaven.
7, CRITICIZE endlessly. If your vocabulary runs out you can try the most common one :"Where is the love in your heart?" Ohhhhh... make them feel guilty for NOT loving you or whoever you demand thatthey love. After all, you THINK you're God right, so you gotta have control of other people's emotions. 8. Mess up someone's guestbook (particularly that of a stranger you don't know). Of course, it's INSANE but you want to tell that stranger that your OTHER FRIEND is a thug whose friends are also thugs! Then excuse yourself by saying you had to make the stranger "understand" your point. Oh yeah, even if the stranger makes it clear that you need John Lennon and a deodorant! Isn't communication GREAT????? 9. Start a drama. YOU deserve attention you want after all. Say that someone's blogging buddies are ganging up on you and CRY a lot! ...e,g. :"Bugsey's buddies are all haters and they hate all of you blah blah blah... "
10. Stalk those who disagree with you in every site they go to. Nothing can scare MORE than your determination (audacity???) to convince OTHERS that you are right and everyone else is wrong. Always however TALK ENDLESSLY about the love in your heart....!!!! Nothing works like the "love argument" right?????
1. Talk about NOTHING but your religion everyday. Make it extremely boring by adding words in Latin and Hebrew which only YOU will understand. SHOW then you've got the MONOPOLY on historical theology! Complicate things!! That always works doesn't it?
10. Stalk those who disagree with you in every site they go to. Nothing can scare MORE than your determination (audacity???) to convince OTHERS that you are right and everyone else is wrong. Always however TALK ENDLESSLY about the love in your heart....!!!! Nothing works like the "love argument" right?????
Bugsey....I understand every single word and sentiment in this blog....I don't know if I am guilty of any of it....but I sure know other who are!!....LOL...You have a way with the English language and a wonderful sense of humor....I love to read you blogs...!!!
Oh yeah NOTHING works like "LOVE".... sad that love is so common. If I loved everyone, how can anyone be special?
I always say,"Make love, not war!" I don't love everyone and everyone doesn't love me, but love propagates love and hate propagates hate so which is better? As for some Yiddish words that I use, I always explain them to my non-Jewish friends.
3. Get into groups and blogs where the majority opinion isn't the same as yours. For instance, if you are a Liberal, go to a Conservative blog and start the annoyance. If you're a Jew, go to a Neo-Nazi blog.If you're a Christian, go PREACH in a Fudamentalist Muslim blog. Get the idea? No guts,no glory right????
ewk..... exactly. most mid-age and older people here have a different way of speaking the Queen's language.
and in my dealings with them every day, my english has progressed from bad to worse..... :-)
will find a forum that opposes my views and see if i have the guts to go for glory like you..... if i can't stand the heat, then I'll call you for SOS....:-)
funny commenter featured at the noodle religion website btw. he wrote: I personally think you are the world's biggest piece of shit and he got a mob of dissenters in return..... hahahahahaha
funny commenter featured at the noodle religion website btw. he wrote: I personally think you are the world's biggest piece of shit and he got a mob of dissenters in return..... hahahahahaha
He/She needs to BUY a sense of HUMOR!!! Bwahahahahahha!!!!
5. Have NO sense of humor. You mean business, right? So there is NO place for "jesting" in your LIFE. People with a sense of humor are a pain in your stiff and constipated ass right?
hahaaaaaa! some people don't get it because they take themselves so seriously and they think they're the only holy ones in the world. i agree about it can get boring.sometimes, it can even sound weird
7, CRITICIZE endlessly. If your vocabulary runs out you can try the most common one :"Where is the love in your heart?" Ohhhhh... make them feel guilty for NOT loving you or whoever you demand thatthey love. After all, you THINK you're God right, so you gotta have control of other people's emotions.
yes that one is very familiar. always accuse the other side of having no love in their heart but show that you hate them with all your heart and do things in secret to destroy them.
i have to tel you that when votes 5 was shown, i was a big fan. i was about 7 years old and i didn't see the last episode because then our president was marcos and he hated it. we miss voltes five.imelda marcos didn't like anime i guess.
This one took the cake, and we didn't even put it in the oven YET. Raw dough ain't so tasty sometimes...or is it? Yes, got to admit...I have tasted raw dough before! Doesn't really taste that BAD. Be sure to clean the utensils before you paste them on this page!
Always however TALK ENDLESSLY about the love in your heart....!!!! Nothing works like the "love argument" right????? 
Make it extremely boring by adding words in Latin and Hebrew which only YOU will understand. 
